- You know, I try to provide my guests ... 00:00
with a comfortable environment ... 00:01
when theyre on the show, ... 00:03
except for when Im scaring them half to death, ... 00:04
and here are some of my favorite reactions so far. ... 00:06
Start talking as Sofia, ready? - Okay, go. ... 00:09
(thick Latina accent) - Yes, watch Modern Family on Wednesdays-- ... 00:12
- [yells] - Oh, my God! ... 00:14
[audience laughter] - Mother-- ... 00:16
Then you carry-- you have to carry-- ... 00:17
- [yells] - Oh, you mother! ... 00:18
[laughter and applause] ... 00:20
[cheers and applause] ... 00:23
- Whats happening? - These are my two best friends, ... 00:25
here to have my back today, Ellen. ... 00:27
[audience laughter] ... 00:29
Go backstage, create a perimeter. ... 00:30
- Yeah. - We need a code word. ... 00:32
We need a code word! If you see anything, ... 00:33
say Eric, somebodys about to scare you. ... 00:34
- Thats a good code. ... 00:36
- I was in U--Utah. - Uh huh. ... 00:39
- Doing one at a college, and these two girls ... 00:42
got up in the middle of my Q&A, ... 00:43
and left, and I have a microphone-- ... 00:45
-[yells] - Oh, you-- ... 00:47
[laughter and applause] ... 00:48
[Kelly Clarksons Stronger] - What doesnt kill you ... 00:50
Makes you stronger ... 00:51
Stand a little taller ... 00:52
Doesnt mean Im lonely when Im alone ... 00:54
- Im never coming back. ... 00:58
- Pink, youre awful quiet. You know, what do you think? ... 00:60
Im like, It tastes great. ... 01:02
Its really good, I like this. And then-- ... 01:04
- [yells] - [screams] ... 01:07
[music continues] [cheers and applause] ... 01:08
[bleep] ... 01:13
- You know how much I love you. I have a gift for you. ... 01:16
- Oh, my God. - Its just a little surprise. ... 01:19
- [yells] - [screams] ... 01:21
[audience laughter] ... 01:23
[screams] ... 01:24
Oh, my God! ... 01:26
[whimpers] ... 01:29
- What is it about the dark movies that you do? ... 01:31
- I like those characters cause theyre kind of fun to play, ... 01:34
but I also think theres an opportunity for, you know, ... 01:36
I think-- - [yells] ... 01:39
- Oh, my God, What the [bleep]? ... 01:40
[laughter and applause] ... 01:43
[music continues] [laughter and applause] ... 01:46
Wheres that guy? Bring him back. ... 01:51
- There was a huge raccoon, eating in our kitchen. ... 01:53
- Theyre cute. - So what I did, ... 01:56
I grabbed a broom. - Right. ... 01:58
I uh--I got between the-- ... 01:60
- [yells] - Aah! Ohh! ... 02:03
[laughter and applause] [music continues] ... 02:05
Not cool. [laughter and applause] ... 02:08
- Youre getting roasted on Comedy Central. ... 02:10
- Yes. - You have to be nervous. ... 02:12
You have to be scared, I mean, right? ... 02:15
- [yells] - Oh, my God! ... 02:17
[laughter and applause] Oh, my God. ... 02:18
Oh, my God. [laughter and applause] ... 02:21
[music continues] [laughter and applause] ... 02:22
Dont do that to me! ... 02:23
- Do you believe in ghosts? - Yeah, sure. ... 02:26
- It doesnt sound like you do. - No, but--[laughs] ... 02:29
I mean, theres different kinds, I guess. ... 02:31
- Well, sure, I mean, there are different kinds. ... 02:33
- [yells] - [screams], Oh, my God. ... 02:35
Oh, my God. [laughter and applause] ... 02:36
[laughter and applause] ... 02:38
[music continues] - What doesnt kill you ... 02:42
Makes you stronger ... 02:43
Stand a little taller ... 02:44
Doesnt mean Im lonely when Im alone ... 02:46
