[grunts] ... 00:11
Hold all my calls. ... 00:13
[giggling] ... 00:15
Boss Baby ... 00:18
I'm the boss, Boss Baby Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ... 00:19
Watch a itty-bitty kid get large I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ... 00:24
Stroller rolling Up and down the boulevard ... 00:29
I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ... 00:31
I run this house, I rule this crib Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ... 00:34
Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ... 00:40
- Who's in charge? - Me, the Boss Baby ... 00:43
[panting] ... 00:45
-[gasps] -[footsteps] ... 00:50
I got the baby. ... 00:54
-[sputters] -[giggles] ... 00:55
-Aw, I almost had him. I call do-over. -Should we play again? ... 00:57
-Again? Again? -[giggles] ... 01:01
-[both] Get that baby! -[giggles] ... 01:04
-[creaks] -[laughs] ... 01:09
[gasps] Where'd he go? ... 01:11
Hah! ... 01:15
Wait. Seriously, where'd he go? ... 01:18
-Checkmate, Father. -Get that ba-- ... 01:21
-No. -Ow! ... 01:24
-What was that for? -Templeton, when I allow Mommy and Daddy ... 01:26
to "get me," that's a choice. It amuses me. ... 01:29
But don't think that means your lips are touching this baby's six-pack. ... 01:32
Is that a challenge? ... 01:36
[chuckles] ... 01:38
-You think you can bag the tiger? -Hyah! ... 01:40
[yells] ... 01:42
Agh! ... 01:44
-Huh? -I am the ghost that haunts your dreams. ... 01:47
[screams] ... 01:49
-[growls] -Ha! Can't get me. ... 01:50
Oh, over here. [laughs] Whatcha gonna do? ... 01:52
Mom, Dad, the baby's in here. ... 01:54
[Mom] Oh-ho! We're comin' for you! ... 01:57
Asking for help is a weakness, Templeton. ... 02:01
-I got the baby! [sputters] -[giggles] ... 02:04
Timbo, comin' through with the closer. ... 02:07
One more round? I really gotta get that baby. ... 02:10
I have to hit the office. I'm not dressed. I really shouldn't, but I will. Game on! ... 02:13
[all shout] Get that baby! ... 02:18
[chuckles] ... 02:20
-[giggles] -Hmm? ... 02:23
Ooh... ah! ... 02:25
Oh, no! He vanished. ... 02:27
[gasps] ... 02:31
I've attained the power of invisibility! ... 02:32
[laughs] Eh? ... 02:35
-I got-- ugh! Come on! -I got the baby! ... 02:37
-[sputters] -[giggles] ... 02:40
I really have to check in-- Okay, one more. Let's do this! ... 02:42
-[giggles] -[sputters] ... 02:45
I got that baby! [laughs] ... 02:50
And let the trumpeters hail my triumph. ... 02:52
-[sputters] -[giggles] ... 02:56
Strategy review. What's your job? ... 02:59
Wait 30 seconds so nobody's suspicious, ... 03:02
-then follow you out. -And? ... 03:04
-Play it cool? -[snaps fingers] You're beautiful, kid. ... 03:06
-[elevator bell rings] -[alarm blaring] ... 03:09
[scoffs] He's finally here! ... 03:10
Snitches get stitches, Peg. ... 03:14
[blaring continues] ... 03:17
Wait, what happened? ... 03:19
Whee-oo-whee-oo! Drama, drama, drama! ... 03:20
There's a critical threat to our company. Boss Baby is our man in the field. ... 03:25
He's supposed to catch these things. But where is he? ... 03:29
[gasps] Where is Boss Baby? ... 03:33
-Oh, is he under here? -[grunts] ... 03:36
Oh, peekaboo. What happened to Boss Baby? ... 03:38
[chuckles] I think you know I'm right here. ... 03:42
Yes, but what happened to you? ... 03:45
If you're not doing your job, you're not really the boss. ... 03:48
And if you're not the boss, well... you're just a baby. ... 03:52
-I was, uh, occupied. -I got that baby! ... 03:56
[inhales, exhales] ... 03:60
[chuckles] ... 04:03
-This is you playing it cool? -Mom says hugs are always cool. ... 04:06
Oh, it's flashing. ... 04:09
Look, I'm here now. What's the critical threat? ... 04:10
-Magnus, break it down. Freestyle! -[rhythmic beat playing] ... 04:13
Our surveillance team picked up some disturbing animal chatter. ... 04:16
[beat continues] ... 04:20
This has been my freestyle. ... 04:25
-[CEO gasps] -[walker squeaks] ... 04:27
That was ph-ph-phenomenal. Love it. ... 04:29
"Disturbing animal chatter"? [chuckles] You raised the threat level for that? ... 04:32
-Play it for me. I speak fluent dog. -Zip! Rewind. ... 04:36
-Who said puppies? -There was no canine implication. ... 04:40
-Broadcast that chatter! -[clicks] ... 04:44
[recording of cats yowling playing over speakers] ... 04:46
That's not possible. Kittens are cute, but they always work alone. ... 04:56
What are they saying? ... 04:60
I don't speak cat. It's a filthy language. Mostly profanity. ... 05:01
